© Robert Barry
Francos / FFanzeen, 1983/2022
Images from the Internet unless indicated
I have told
this story before: before I even knew who punk/metal vocalist and songwriter Helen
Wheels was, she made a deep impression on me. Though unidentified, she turns up
at the CBGB bar in the 1978 film, Punking Out, where she mentions that she is never bored, as she
fidgets around; the full 25-minute film is linked HERE; Helen’s comment is at about 22 minutes. Her strong
personality and sharpness shook me up for some reason, and made me look at my
own life.
Born Helen
Robbins, it was the Dictators’ Handsome Dick Manitoba who gave her the “Wheels”
to her name. But her larger claim to fame was as a songwriter who penned some
songs for Blue Oyster Cult, including the B-side of “Don’t Fear the Reaper," “Tattoo
Vampire.”
The petite and
muscular Helen formed the Helen Wheels Band, and I knew I had to interview her.
But, I’m getting ahead of myself.
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| Helen Wheels being not bored in Punking Out |
Helen Wheels: The Interview (1983)
Helen Wheels’ stage persona
may appear to be a frightening one. She licks knives and sticks them into the
stage reasonably close to the audience, and shoots a pistol – point blank –
into the crowd. With blanks, of course.
Her prior two bands, made
up of biker types, added to this mounting paranoia. In these two previous
forms, Helen’s music was not overly appealing to me. True, she wrote some cuts
for Blue Oyster Cult’s infamous Agents of Fortune album (the only one I like, actually), the music she performed was
heavy metalish, which was not the kind I wanted to hear.
So, with some reluctance, I
went to see a Helen Wheels Band show (honestly, she was playing with a band I
wanted to see) and I liked what I saw. Then her six-song EP, Post Modern Living (on Real American Records) came out and I was a bit more impressed,
but the funk strumming was a bit tough for me to take at times. Despite all
this, I found myself going to more of her shows at varied locations, from CBGB
to the School of Visual Arts (SVA). Before I realized it, I was entrapped by
the powerhouse. Her music is more down-to-earth rock’n’roll than previous
incarnations, and I’ve come to love the record. What’s more, but don’t tell
anyone, Helen Wheels is a pussycat. Her values are vastly different than my own
liberal ones, and there are beliefs she holds true that never entered my ken.
She’s open and has an infectious personality that’ll knock you on your ass.
There are a lot of things I
could have asked Helen about, from her connection to BOC to her stance on UFO
culture and her own abductions, to her tattoos, but I decided against that for being
too obvious. So, when I interviewed her at the Brooklyn Zoo (March 26, opening
for Iggy Pop), I walked in with only one question on my mind.
FFanzeen: In the movie Punking Out, there’s a shot of you at the bar of CBGB, saying that you’ve never been bored in your whole life.
Helen Wheels: Yep, it’s true. I’m still never bored. I’m so busy all the time
doing stuff, and if I don’t have something else to do. I just go over and pump
some iron.
FFanzeen: How
long have you been doing that?
Helen: Kinda in a less serious way, for a couple of years, but quite seriously
for three months. At least four days a week. I find it’s something that’s
making me extremely happy, as well as strong. I mean, I can bench press 130
pounds now, which is quite a bit more than I weigh. I guess it stimulates the blood,
but just being strong, you have a new kind of confidence. I mean, I was always
strong and I always carry a big knife, but now, sometimes I don’t even carry my
knife. It makes you feel pretty cocky and good. It’s my latest favorite thing
to do – when I get sick of making phone calls and booking the band, and making
posters and all that other stuff, and I still work on the wardrobe, making new
costumes. Plus, the way I keep from being bored is that I haven’t had a
television in 12 years, so that really helps. I think television is a negative
kind of thing – video games – kind of programming things. And I think it gets
people kind of depressed and down, so I read a lot, and pumping iron is the
best thing for me lately. It makes me feel really cheerful. It must stimulate
certain hormones or something, because I get really high off it. The same kind you
get off singing, from the oxygen. I really enjoy it.
FFanzeen: Before
you were doing it seriously, you were always in good shape; muscular.
Helen: Yeah, for years I’ve always had a set of dumbbells around and I would
lift, here and there. I always enjoyed doing any kinds of test of strength: arm
wrestling (for example). But I find it’s also amazing because it’s the only way
I’ve ever heard of to actually get a perfect body.
FFanzeen: So
you do more exercise than just lifting weights.
Helen: I do chinning, I have a trapeze. I hang upside down, do sit-ups hanging upside
down, and I have a bench. I also have, like, leg presses, and extensions.
FFanzeen: You
have all this where you live?
Helen: Yeah, I’ve got a home gym. I even got a little trampoline to run on.
FFanzeen: Isn’t
it better to work out with a coach present?
Helen: Yeah, my boyfriend’s my coach. He’s great. He did a lot of weight
lifting when he was younger, and now we work out together. The main thing is to
keep good form, whatever you do, because you can hurt yourself pretty badly.
FFanzeen: Are
you going to start competing?
Helen: I was fantasizing about competing in this contest in Queens, but I might
wait until there’s one in Manhattan, ‘cause I really don’t want to take the
subway out in my little posing suit. Actually, I have to get a posing suit. I
don’t have anything quite small enough.
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| (ffoto by Robert Barry Francos) |
FFanzeen: You
could always use your leather bikini (that she uses on stage).
Helen: [laughs] Some of those girls really don’t have too much on. I’ve recently become
friends with the middleweight Miss America, Leslie Barber, who is absolutely incredible. She’s my height and she has, like,
fourteen-inch biceps. She’s great.
FFanzeen: Have
you ever been interviewed by any bodybuilding magazines?
Helen: Yes. As a matter of fact, a magazine called Lady Athlete photographed me at the Ritz on Monday. They’re doing a big piece on
me. They did “before” pictures, where I’d only been working out for a couple of
weeks. They may be here tonight also, with the editor of Body and Power, which is the biggest bodybuilding magazine. The writers have taken a
lot of interest in me, because they feel I might be good for the sport, in a
sense. Women’s bodybuilding is a very young, fledgling sport, and people have a
lot of misconceptions about it. Like at the competitions, there might be 300
men and eight women.
FFanzeen: What
kind of misconceptions?
Helen: Oh, you know, that the women are gonna end up being, like 230-pound
bull-dykes after six weeks. It doesn’t happen, because women don’t have
testosterone. They have different hormones, so the main thing that most women
will get first is that they’ll lose their body fat, which will make them happy.
And then they’ll get definition. And they’ll get strength.. If you have a bad back,
it helps your posture a lot, as long as you watch your form.
FFanzeen:
Maybe I should try it.
Helen: A lot of people I know are, just because they see what it’s doing for
me. I think it’s real positive in the same way that I feel, like, with our
rock’n’roll: we’re really trying to show a strong, healthy, American image.
Strong is the right word, rather than the kind of degenerate, debilitated
Communist-junkie thing that is really what the media is putting out. You know,
I won’t name names, but they really love the bands where there’s drug addicts,
and stuff, because those people are so easy to manipulate. Put them in the
big-time, tell them what to do, how to act, what to wear; you can’t put this
song on the record, you put this one on. I firmly believe there’s a major conspiracy going on in
this country, and the way it affects rock’n’roll is that they choose the
patsies, rather than strong artist who want to control their own image and
their own music. They can’t control us. To me, the bodybuilding fits in
perfectly with what I’m trying to say with my music, which is, “look to yourself.
Be strong yourself, because we’re the only ones who can turn this country
around.” I firmly believe we’re the only country – unless there are some other free
countries that have a Constitution (and) a Bill of Rights – that encourages
creativity and invention, instead of squashing it. I mean, there is no
rock’n’roll in Russia, there’s no rock’n’roll in Poland. They only give you
disco, because disco is for mechanized minds that don’t think. I mean, those
beats-per-minute puts part of your brain to sleep. It’s a serious thing. People
don’t realize the seriousness of media control. And, of course, punks, and all
the people, they get their images from the media, so the media even twists
around the strong and good ones. I really try to speak in no uncertain terms
about what I want and what I feel; what I want to bring to people from my
music, aside that it’s fun, kick-ass energy. That’s the top thing. That’s what
rock’n’roll is, is freedom. I want it back the way it was – 1776.
FFanzeen: Do
you feel Reagan is trying to ruin that with his cutting the budget in the arts
areas?
Helen: I think Reagan is a pawn. He’s not in the Council of Foreign Relations,
which is unusual for a president, but everyone who advises him, is. He’s not
that evil, but he’s not in control, either.
FFanzeen: What
is the fascination you have for motorcycles?
Helen: Speed; throbbing energy – I only like American motorcycles.
FFanzeen:
Harleys, of course.
Helen: Harleys. I like Indians. They’re hard to come by. I’ve been riding
motorcycles since I was fifteen, and that’s more than half my life. Motorcycles
(are) the same thing as rock’n’roll. They’re about freedom. The people that are
riding – some of them are outlaws and some of them wanna just get there and
ride, ride, ride. They just wanna be out and be free. It’s just “headin’ down
the highway / Looking for adventure.” It is ultimate. I mean, I like the real
hardcore, outlaw bikers. I think those people are kinda like, you know, the
last cowboys. And by outlaw, that doesn’t mean killing people, that means
making your own laws. Living your own life, having your own values. I don’t
give a shit what the world thinks of me anymore. I’ve been suppressed. I’ve
been put down, and I’ve been really maligned in some press. I’ve been censored
off of national TV and radio for speaking out against drugs, and of being
basically clean-cut, and a kick-ass, biker-rock’n’roller. And I fuckin’ resent
it, because look who they put up there. Anybody who shoots dope gets first
crack at it, and so many fans have died since I started rock’n’rolling, and so
many of them are like the people who come here in the audience. You have a
responsibility, as a person on stage, to put out a positive message, to say
something uplifting, something that’s good for people. Not just that it’s all
immaterial, that you have no future. That’s something that the Brits did when
they said that punk started in England. We all know that they copied the Ramones.
Punk started in 1976 on the Bowery at CBGB’s, which is where the punks adopted
the motorcycle jackets as their symbol of freedom, ‘cause it was a biker bar.
FFanzeen:
Actually, it was ’75.
Helen: ’75 was the beginning, ‘cause ’76, it was kind of like the christening.
And you had the real American bands, like the Dictators.
FFanzeen: Great
band!
Helen: Fantastic band. And they got shut down. I resent it, ‘cause they were
one of the greatest bands. The Ramones, bands like that, that were very
patriotic. I mean, if you look at a Ramones logo, it’s a presidential seal:
Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee and whoever they have now.
FFanzeen:
Ritchie.
Helen: Then they bring over the British disco shit and all that, and mixing it
up with the rock’n’roll. And then they’re calling that New Wave.
FFanzeen:
Don’t you feel that it is also from American groups, like Devo?
Helen: Yeah, but to me, that was more like “thin-tie, wimp rock.” Yeah, that
was the same kind of thing that the press did. They picked up those bands, and
called those bands the New Wave, and they left out the Dictators; the Ramones,
who should have had a No. 1 hit a long time ago. They’re doing all right, but they’re not having the success
they should have. Look at some of the big Brit bands. They aren’t very
talented, and any kids who were hanging out in the early days, I mean, those
were not the bands they went to see. They were the thin-tie ones with the least
energy and the most, like, disco mixing, which is what they went to for big
money; and to me, that was a real sick perversion of the whole thing … it has
no place in what I want to say. It goes back to what I was saying about having
responsibility. I see junkies up on stage, and the audience thinks they’re the
greatest fuckin’ thing they’ve come across since the Sex Pistols, or whatever
shit they got last from the media, and then they think, “Oh, man, it’s so hip.
Let’s try shooting dope. Let’s check it out. That’s what our rock’n’roll heroes
are doing.” Right from Keith Richards on down. And the media loves it. Then I
go to the shows and the kids that were alive and wonderful – full of energy –
they’re, like, nodded out on the tables. And then, one by one, like Jessie Blue
[not to be confused with the bland “Oranje Guice”
singer, Jessi Blue – RBF, 2022], they die. By accident,
you know? “We didn’t shoot junk all the time, just now and then.” Jessie Blue
was a friend of mine and she was a real talented girl. She had a lot of heart
and soul. She was in the Slander Band. She was just “foolin’ around,” you know.
She was in Punking Out with me. And she died from it. So many of them died from it. If they
don’t die, they’re like the living dead. And that’s worse, ‘cause then they’re
just a patsy of the powers-that-be, that don’t want people like me around to
say, “Take your vitamins, lift weights, and be strong, and you can control your
own life, and bring the country back to health with you.”
FFanzeen: Was
there ever a time when you were into drugs?
Helen: I’ve taken drugs, sure, but I really cleaned up my act. The older I got,
the smarter I got. I found out that I wanted to live. I still go 100 miles an
hour on a motorcycle once in a while; 110.
FFanzeen:
[Faking shock:] But isn’t that illegal?
Helen: Well, the laws – you know, you do it late at night when there’s no one else
on the road so it’s not a danger to them. I think everybody has the potential
to be their own person. Everyone has the potential for the kind of health and
happiness and freedom that I’m talking about, in this country, anyway. It’s
only because of the twisted media image that so many people are down on
themselves; sad, can’t find a place in life. That’s what [the media] want. They’re
trying to beat down the strongest ones. I always come back. I always come back
stronger, too. And that’s what I hope to encourage other people to do, to fight
for whatever the fuck you wanna do. If you want to be an accountant, man, fight
to be that accountant. Be the best one that there is. But if you want to be
something that’s impossible to get at, like the president, or a total outlaw,
or a rock’n’roll star, just follow your heart. That’s what “Break the Chains”
is about, it’s about personal freedom. Following your intuition and your heart.
To be whatever you want to be. I was just a kid who dreamed. There’s not too
many people up there giving you a positive word. There’s all this negativity
coming down. They have to fantasize because the reality is made so miserable
for them. I see a lot of people now; they just want to escape. But I figure the
real thing to do is just make it better so you can be in reality and feel good.
FFanzeen: How
do you propose to do that?
Helen: I think I’m already doing it through the best methods I can. If people
will get our record and check out some of the political inserts and some of the
information there, pass the information along, and just become more
well-informed about the fact that there is a media conspiracy in this country.
Bankers own Marshall Amps, own ABC’s studios, own Hollywood, own all the
newspaper chains, own just about everything except fanzines. Which are pure.
Just the way, like, a lot of the new bands are real and pure, and that’s why I
love them. I’ve had interviews for big papers where they said, “This part is
too hot. Take it out. Leave in this nice part here. Leave in this stupid part
here, this joke here.” Then fuck the whole thing, ‘cause if I can’t say
something that means something to me, then why say anything at all? … Along
with the real punk bands, and the real New Wave bands in the late ‘70s, was
this immense network of fanzines crossing the country. There’s still quite a
few of them. We got a list of 3000 of them with our record. Maybe 50 went out
of business within that time, but a couple of new ones started. And to me,
that’s where I find out about the censored bands, the local bands, the real
stuff going on. They don’t wanna give me big money for stuff yet, but they’re
gonna have to pretty soon, ‘cause I won’t shut up and I won’t disappear. Not
unless they actually try to assassinate me or something, which they won’t do
because I’m too strong. I won’t stand for it. [Laughs] It’s not just me. There are a lot of people coming up now that just
aren’t going to disappear, that are positive. And I think it’s really going to
start turning the tide, because people, even if their minds say, “Yeah, let’s
shoot junk because so-and-so there is so cool, and this-and-that. Let’s snort
speed and do all this stuff,” their inside animal, their intuition does not
want that, even if their minds want to do it. If someone starts speaking to
their inside animal – this is like, magic stuff, and it’s saying, “Be strong,
be healthy. Be who you want to be. Really realize your fuckin’ dreams.” The
animal says, “Do that, do that. Try it.” ‘Cause I find the more I follow my intuition,
the happier I feel. Our record is being played in 40 states now, just by our independent
efforts. Features all across the country. It’s being played in Buenos Aries,
London – I think it’s tremendously exciting that this can be done
independently. Independent records are really the healthiest thing in the whole
industry. It’s the same as the fanzines; it’s made of the people.
FFanzeen: So,
you would say your record was a success.
Helen: Absolutely. I think it was an artistic success because we put out the
image, and the music, and the songs that we chose. We did it at an ultra-budget
price with real good technology. We had wonderful people working on it. It’s
getting played on some 150,000-watt stations, which compares with the Pat
Benatar sound, or whatever shlock they get paid to play. I think the fact that
it’s getting played in 40 states, is a tremendous success for us. And now, a
year after its release, it’s still being picked up as a new add by maybe 5-10
stations a week that we know of. We haven’t made a fortune out of it, but we
sold out the first pressing, and we’re pretty well into the second pressing
now. I hope I’m not naive and that it hasn’t peaked yet. The way I look at it,
it’s going to bring us a lot of success. As an independent, it’s gotten good
out there. We got fantastic reviews cross-country. In fact, we’ve got response
from radio stations that said they weren’t even going to listen to the record
because they thought the reviews were all hype, ‘cause nobody had an EP with
six great songs on it. Then they write us these letters: “Fuckin’-A. I didn’t
believe the reviews ‘cause they seemed like a hype, but the record is great and
we’re playing all six cuts.” We did a taped interview by [scene photographer
and writer] Mariah Aguiar (d. 2005) that has been on 30 radio stations across
the country, and we have a request for that quite regularly. In fact, I’m going
to do a syndication radio show that’ll be on about 15 radio stations on the
East Coast in April. It’s a new show, coming out of New Brunswick, New Jersey.
And the college stations, where they are not programmed to play only this and
only that, we’ve had tremendous success because … they like it. And that’s the young
people. That’s fine with me. I hope we hit all the people. I think we got a
real good start. I think we’re doing real well. I’m hoping to win the lottery
so I can make another record. [Laughs] I’m ready. Joe Bouchard (bassist for Blue Oyster Cult) wants to produce
it again. The same engineer (Corky Stasiak) wants to do it. They’re really
tremendously excited that what could have been a dinky project has won them a
tremendous amount of acclaim, too. It was Joe’s first outing as a producer, and
he’s getting all kinds of kudos, so he’s ready for the next one.
FFanzeen: How
is this band different from your previous two?
Helen: Well, I always like to think that as I progressed as a singer and a
writer, my musicians have just gotten better and better. I think that this band
[Jack Rigg, guitar, who currently works with Bouchard as writer and composer;
Orville Davis, bass, has gone country; Paul Garisto, drums, is a
session/touring musician including with the Psychedelic Furs and Iggy Pop –
RBF, 1983/2022] has the most variety, musically. It’s not all, like 4/4, heavy
metal or something. I think everybody feels a real freedom with their
creativity. We’ll write a lot of songs and boot out most of them and just keep
what seems kind of golden and special to us. Songs that we all like. I really
don’t think we have any boring songs. And I certainly never get bored on stage.
I think it’s the best band by far that I’ve ever had. I love the rhythms. There
are so much more unusual rhythms, and it’s challenged me to write in many new
ways. Like, now I’m writing a lot more as we’re writing the music, rather than
writing a poem and setting it to music. It’s more of a give and take product. I
think I’m doing my best writing now than I ever did in my life.
FFanzeen: Do
you think that you’re playing with guns and knives on stage promotes violence?
Helen: No. Certainly no more than television does. I think a lot less. What it
does is promote an image that people are little bit afraid of, which is the
armed and dangerous woman. I think it’s an important cultural image to put out,
and that’s one reason to do it, because of the “weaker sex” bullshit. … When
people are hassling everyone else on the street, as I pass by, they say, “DT
ticket,” which means, “Don’t Touch.” That means you don’t fuck around with this
person because this person knows themselves, and looks a little weird. See, I
don’t believe in gun control, because the way that things have gotten, all the
bad guys have guns. They buy a Saturday night special for $25. Why shouldn’t I
have a gun to protect my house? I don’t think it invites trouble. The same as
bodybuilding. I think it gives a different image of womanhood for the ‘80s,
that a woman is not passive. People don’t think of women as fighting back. If
they did, they wouldn’t fuck around with them so much. Nobody fuckin’ touches
me.
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FFanzeen: Are you
trained in any of the martial arts?
Helen: No, but I wouldn’t mind being. It’s not something I would put out of my
mind. Bodybuilding is one way of making myself strong and I might be interested
in doing that. … Although the ultimate defense is a .45. It’s the same as
pressing 125-plus pounds. When I can press 180 pounds, then if a 180-pound man
starts to attack me, I’d be able to pick him up and throw him against the wall,
and break his head. That’s what I see is a great use for that. When you can do
pushups on your fingertips, you can put your finger right through somebody’s
throat, or you pump out their eyeball, they won’t bother you. If you’re strong
enough to rip their nose off their face, that’s great. To me, it’s holy. It’s
kind of an art, to make yourself strong and whole. I am very spiritual. To me,
I’m one with nature. That’s my goddess. And nature demands me to be the strongest, most intelligent,
most creative being that I could possibly be. To do the most with my life. To
me, that’s living an entirely spiritual life. Just to be the fullest human
being that I could be. If I’m not writing songs, I’m managing the band, or
working and doing something for bucks, or sewing my costume. I believe in doing
everything related to my life. I’m a great cook, you know? I enjoy every aspect
of living. I really try to. Even if you feel shitty, there’s something good you
can get out of it. Read a book or something. It’s just a matter of keeping your
mind alive. And not being discouraged by all the shit that’s in the world. I
can’t stress the media conspiracy enough, because they want to put us down.
They really want powerless people. The same thing with gun control. That’s the
second amendment. There must be an armed militia of the people to keep the
Constitution in line for when all these scumbags in Washington are changing the
immigration laws and doing all this stuff that is destroying our country. We
must have an armed populace that has the brains – and they don’t get the brains
from eating Wonder Bread – that can take care of themselves. What they’re doing
with all this shitty food to these kids now is terrifying, because we’re
getting a new generation of nutrition. That’s something people should be
immensely aware of, just taking care of their bodies and their minds. Plus,
it’s like a suicide country, if you just let it tumble down the way it’s going.
FFanzeen: How
do you think we can change that?
Helen: By becoming more well-informed, by watching our own personal health and
strength, by finding out what we are guaranteed in our freedoms and making sure
we get those guarantees. That’s what this country is built on, is the
Constitution/Bill of Rights. And that’s what gives us the right to rock’n’roll.
The right to express ourselves and to speak out about what we really believe
in. From the selfish standpoint of an artist, I would do anything to protect
the freedoms of this country, because they would have killed me in Russia. They
would have put me in jail 15 years ago, just for being an outlaw, let alone
singing rock’n’roll. Because I won’t be told what to do. I really believe in
that for everyone: self-determination. And I think that people are hungry for a
positive, American message. I’m fuckin’ sick of the British Invasion, which
never ended since the Beatles, and then try to pummulgate it into everyone’s
minds here that the Brit bands are the good bands, because they’re the ones in
the media. They’re the ones getting $3,000 when we get $300 or something.
People say, “Why don’t you go over to England and make it big over there, and
then come back?” That’s the last resort, because I’m American and I’d really
like to make it in my own country first. I wouldn’t mind doing well over there,
too, because fans are fans. They have to clear the songs with the BBC, you know.
I mean, it’s not a Communist country, but there’s a lot of political repression
there. And to me, most of them are neo-disco (and) it’s all this synthesizer
hype bands – and it’s all phony. And I really resent it that our media and our
people are slobbering over all the English stuff. There’s thousands of great
American bands here that are not getting a chance.
FFanzeen: You
can hardly get a gig at a major club in New York on a weekend unless you open
for a British band.
Helen: I’ve got everything going against me: I’m a chick, I’m white, I’m real
American. I’m not a commie, I’m not gay, I play rock’n’roll – they don’t want
me, but I’m not going away. … But I try to keep a positive thing going. Most of
the people that are rockin’, they just wanna rock, and bless them. May nature
bless them and let them rock. It’s the healthiest thing they can do.
When it came
time to publish the article in its original form, I told Helen I was going to
make it into the two-page center. She hand-created a beautiful piece of illustration
as a border, after I gave her the dimensions, which I used, of course. It was
not boring.
Looking back
in hindsight from 2022, I wonder what Helen would make of the modern, Internet-informed,
COVID-infested, anti-vaccination, White Nationalist groups, “fake news,” post-Trump,
and post-1/6 insurrection America. Unfortunately, we will never know.
In 1996, Helen
moved to Ithaca, New York, and after a stint as a trainer and opening up her
own small press imprint, she became a member of the band Skeleton Crew and was
recording a new album (Helen Wheels and the
Skeleton Crew).
Helen went into Ithaca
Hospital for some corrective back surgery, having hurt it over a decade before,
caught an infection, and passed away on January 27, 2000, at the age of 50.
Maybe her goddess was lovingly trying to protect her from learning about 9/11,
nearly two years later..
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