As one makes their way through a work environment,
it is normal to encounter many different levels of people, from management to
the custodial staff. Each one of them will, at some point, serve your needs, or
require you to attend theirs.
Getting on the good side of coworkers and
those in charge is obvious. And as a side-note, always remember to give the
credit for work to the right person, and be willing to take the blame for your
own mistakes, rather than point at others. This honesty will more often than
not reflect positive on you, and endear you to the management. Also, if you’re
honest about the little errors you make, when a big one comes along that is not
your fault, there is a better chance that they will believe you if you have a
history of being truthful. When complemented for your work, do not be embarrassed
to ask the person to send an email to your immediate supervisor reflecting
this, as it will go into your file for the next evaluation. If I receive an email
thank you, I will respond and “CC” my boss.
That being said, there are three people (or
groups) to keep companionship with, even if they are not your favorites within
the company.
The first is the person at the Front Desk, who
is usually the Administrative Assistant. S/he is the hub of everything that goes
on in a company, and by being attentive to them, you will get to hear about the
good, the bad, and yes, the ugly when it comes to those at the workplace. On
some level, they are the hub controlling everything, even if they don’t make the
decisions. Most management will rely on that person to do their work for them,
because they have their own business to do that usually affects everyone. By
befriending the person out front, they most likely are happy to share their
frustrations and you can gain insights to the workings of the company, and especially
who to seek for mentoring, or to avoid at all costs.
While I have found that most of the Administrative
Assistants are quite nice and friendly, which makes this all the easier to
accomplish, sometimes they can be withholding and grumpy. I worked for a
company where this latter was true, and yet I bought her coffee a couple of
times a week, made sure to ask how she was doing, and even make small talk
about the weather. Before long, I was her confidant, and I heard all the news
about everything and everyone. There were even times I knew who was going to be
promoted or fired before they did. This way, I was able to keep my pulse on the
going-on in this corporate draconian company.
The second person(s) is whomever is in charge of
the mail. While most companies now rely more on email than the physicality of
letters, don’t think that they are no longer vital to include in your group.
This is important for the two-way direction of mail. For example, one company I
worked for, I was able to send any letter/package I wanted without having to go
to the post office. I would hang around (at slow times) in the mail room, and
somewhere in there be sure to put my letter/package in the bin. They saw it was
from me, and they just let it slide. At the time, I was active on an auction site,
and was able to mail off what I had put up for sale without having to pay for
the postage. This last thing works better in a large corporation than a smaller
company.
In the other direction, for a while I was
getting packages that were disappearing from my mailbox. Most companies will
not let you receive personal mail at work, but I did not have an issue with
that, because I hung out in the mailroom occasionally, befriending the people
there, especially when they let me know I had something to pick up.
The last person or group is whomever is in
charge of IT/Technical Services. The stereotype of the IT person (e.g., think
Jimmy Fallon on “SNL”) is someone who is impatient with staff who know less than
them, but it’s important to remember that everyone knows less than them.
If you have trouble with your computer, especially in a large company, it may
take a while until they can get to you to fix the problem. In one company, I became
good buddies with the IT person (even beyond the front doors), and he was
always quick to answer when I was dealing with issues; I am an end user, but
know nothing about the running of the machine. The analogy I tend to use is
that I can drive the car but can’t fix the motor. One time, I had an IT
person fix my personal laptop that I brought in before he serviced the
Vice President’s workstation.
Here’s another small but interesting note in
that often, the place where the IT person(s) are stationed is in a faraway room,
and often windowless. They get bored being so confined, so tend to be willing for
companionship. Also, it’s a good place to hide when you don’t want to be seen
and need a break from too much work (most people just go to the bathroom and occupy
a stall).
It’s important to remember not to abuse any of
these people or situations; for example, don’t spend too long schmoozing because
they also need to do their jobs, and may come to find you a distraction more
than a friend. It’s a fine line, but one worth exploring.
Introduction by Robert Barry Francos / FFanzeen, 2020
Images from the Internet
This article was originally published in FFanzeen, issue 4, dated May/June 1980. It was written by Daryl Licht, whose name
was a pseudonym, but for the life of me I can’t remember for certain whose it
was (though I have an idea by the references that are made throughout).
The Flying Lizard’s big song was a cover of the first Motown hit,
“Money.” Personally, I thought it annoying, but I will totally admit I sold out
for printing this extremely long piece since I had met David Cunningham at a
cable access show “Videowave” taping, and was sucked into agreeing to it
because I believed at that time (being a relative-kid) that it may lead me to
getting bigger interviews with bands with whom I was more interested. While in hindsight I guess I don’t mind it being there,
afterwards I was a bit more firm (though I did get tricked into putting in a
band or two I thought went against the direction of the ‘zine), and turned down
a few big names, such as an interview with Duran Duran (I’m still not sorry
about that one), rather than go against my focus for the ‘zine.
What I really like about this interview is that while it’s obvious the
interviewer knew his stuff and did his homework about Cunningham, he also
doesn’t pander to him and asks some really smart and pointed questions. This is
hardly a shallow discussion.
David Cunningham went on to be a record producer and has a sporadic solo
career. – RBF, 2020
David Cunningham is a 25-year-old
record producer and conceptual artist. He is also the man behind the Flying
Lizards, a mysterious aggregation that, last year, provided us with two strange
minimalist singles in their covers of Eddie Cochran’s “Summertime Blues” and Berry Gordy’s “Money.” The
Lizards (actually Cunningham and some friends having fun in the studio) have
recently released an album of songs that are every bit as weird as the previous
singles.
The following interview took place in
a secluded room in the New York offices of Virgin Records on a rainy Tuesday in
February. As the interview was quite long, it was necessary to exclude some of
it, but all of the good parts (with the exception of Cunningham physically
imitating Thin Lizzy, which the tape missed) are here.
* * *
FFanzeen: First of all, General, Strike and Goldman get writing credits
on the Lizards album. Who are these people in relation to the instruments, the
album and things in general?
David Cunningham: The structure is
one of working with friends. I don’t have a group; don’t have a lot to do with
groups as such. I’m not really interested in the idea of having a permanent
group. And it seems interesting that the situation can be generated by
different people and them involved in something, or a combination of different
people together; one uses those people and I have a few friends who are, some
of them, excellent musicians, and some, maybe not so excellent, but certainly
interesting musicians, and I tend to use them in that way, as a group, writing
together and performing together in the studio. Vivian Goldman is a journalist
in Melody Maker and also a close
friend since before Melody Maker.
FFanzeen: Does she do some of the vocals, like some of the vocals that are
sung as opposed to Deborah Evans’ (“Money”) vocals?
David: Yes; she sings on “Her Story”
and on “The Window,” the latter of which she wrote, as well.
FFanzeen: “The Window” seems so ominous to me. Is there any particularly
interesting story behind that song, or is it something that you just came up
with and thought would be interesting to do?
David: No, it was written on the
spot. It was in reaction to the situation. We started off with a rhythm tape,
then added background voices which, at the time, were the foreground voices.
And it was this Joni Mitchell-type thing, just a little tape going on with
these voices harmonizing against it. And gradually, we added more and more instruments,
and it took the shape it does as a song. It’s just what was obsessing Vivian at
the time.
FFanzeen: What do you actually play, instrument-wise? I know you were in
a band called Les Cochons Chic. [There is no mention of that band on David’s
Wikipedia page. – RBF, 2020.]
David: Yeah, that was a joke group.
Well, it wasn’t a joke group; it was a systems group that, very roughly, turned
into a joke group as more and more people used to join. The first public
performance was a 13-piece group and the whole idea was that there were two musicians’
roles: you were either one of the rhythm people or you created the surface over
the rhythm, and everyone who was a surface musician went through a delay thing
whereby the music was built up into a very dense texture. At the first gig, the
machines broke down and everything went wrong. There were far too many people
there.
FFanzeen: Were they musicians and non-musicians?
David: Very much so. It was a
horrible, sporadic mess of people and the concert was great; it was a
competition and there were all these rock groups who took themselves too
seriously coming on and doing two numbers and going off again, and we came on
and made this horrible noise for 10 minutes and we went off, and everyone was
so pissed off after hearing these horrible groups doing their horrible songs
that they cheered us enough to get an encore.
FFanzeen: I got the feeling listening to the Lizards’ album that there
was an attitude of contempt for basic rock’n’roll and basic song structure,
similar to the feeling I get when listening to some of the Residents’ material.
David: I don’t think it’s facetious
like the Residents. I don’t think it’s even conscious, like they obviously are,
because if you look at the contents of their first few records, I think there
is a facetiousness or self-consciousness there. We were – I was – primarily
dealing with the vocabulary of that music. I was using that vocabulary when I
needed to. When it seemed I didn’t need to employ that vocabulary to make the
thing sound good, then I didn’t use it, so the thing was somewhat stripped
down. The joke element perhaps came out of not being able to play very well.
But that’s a different matter.
FFanzeen: I felt it was half-and-half. On the one hand, you were using
what you could take from it and in a way saying, “I acknowledge that this
existed.” For instance, on “TV,” you’re using the I-IV-V progression and the
reverb guitars, and it’s really like a late ‘50s girl group type thing where
she’s talking about cars…
David: What’s a I-IV-V progression?
Is that a musical term? [For example D-A-E-D-A
– RBF, 2020.]
FFanzeen: Yes [grinning]. Well, the basic structure of the song reminds
me of any early ‘60s kind of rock’n’roll, complete with the lyrical content of
cars, sex…
David: [Begins to laugh] Well, that was different; this is most embarrassing.
FFanzeen: Why?
David: Because of what a friend of
mine suggested to me before “Money.” He said, “If you cut a record about money,
cars or sex, it would be a hit,” so we made “Money” as much to prove him wrong
as to have a good time. I like the song. I’ve got the Barrett Strong record and I think it’s great.
FFanzeen: But it even carries over to that; you take “Summertime Blues”
and “Money,” two standard rock numbers that so many people have covered.
David: Yeah, the important key words
like money, TV, cars, sex are our key words. “Pop Muzik” was a key word; that was a hit song.
“Summertime Blues” wasn’t so much a key word; it was a statement of a sort. It
struck me as being some sort of political statement. It still is in many ways,
depending on what country you’re in of courses, and are 18. You’re nothing until
you’re about 21 in some places… I’ve gone through that having summer jobs in
factories, the traumas of adolescence. I love the song and the actual mechanism
in the song; the words, the statement appeals to me. We were talking about key
words. “TV” was actually a conscious attempt to use the “Key Word Theory.” We
put as many key word references in it and thought it would be an enormous hit.
I can’t quite honestly see why it won’t be some kind of terrific hit.
FFanzeen: Do you think that the sound has just as much to do with it
being a hit as far as attracting people’s attention is concerned? The first two
singles were minimalistic. You seem to state the barest parts of the melody
enough to let people know what the song is.
David: That’s what I said about using
as much of the vocabulary as one feels one needs. I think “TV” uses a lot more
of that vocabulary. I think you’re probably right. The only thing about “TV” is
that I haven’t heard a record that sounded like that in years, and really,
there isn’t a record that’s like that. You can look at a few things. I mean,
what we stole it from was –
FFanzeen: What you borrowed it from…
David: We didn’t borrow it, we stole
it. I won’t say it through. We stole it off a Ska record actually, and changed
the rhythm and everything, and it ended up going from one thing to another. I’m
not terribly concerned about creating something that is completely new and
certainly not creating anything avant-garde. I think it’s being perverse to get
out and say I want to make a sound that nobody has ever dreamed of before.
You’ll end up with some kind of atonal rubbish.
FFanzeen: But don’t you create new sounds on the album by electronic
sound manipulation and alteration?
David: One can alter sound in two
ways: by technology and by content. I do it in both ways.
FFanzeen: I actually took this to relate more to the songs on the second
side, where you have a sound going on and then another sound is laid on top of
it, and then another sound, and then the first sound is removed, leaving the
second and third sound, which seems totally different than they did when the
first sound was underneath them.
David: I don’t do it very much. Most
of it is simple layering. I can’t remember being in a position where I actually
needed to take away the original sound and replace it. I’ve always known that
the option was there to do that and I’ve tried it out, but there is the thing
of just doing something and getting a buzz off that. And what I like is the idea
that every time you hear a sound in the studio, putting it on tape you should
be excited by that sound on its own. If there’s a particularly strange guitar
solo, it supposedly should sound great without the backing track. Not great,
but interesting anyway.
FFanzeen: With the backing track, the sound of the guitar – even though
it’s the same sound – is altered in the way you hear it.
David: Certainly. It’s a much more
complex sort of mixture, but if the song is originally exciting, I think that
helps. It probably turns an experimental attitude like that. You talked about imperceptible
change, it’s very sudden change. I think that’s what is avant-garde music, and
why the Flying Lizards are presumably pop music – not that I think there’s any
value judgment going on there.
FFanzeen: As far as pop music is concerned, don’t you think that the
music on the album tends to polarize towards one point or another? People who
would listen to experimental music should get something out of listening to
parts of the album while people who are into more conventional rock’n’roll, or
who heard one of the singles and liked it, can’t relate to the other type of
music. The album is almost divided up side by side, which may or may not be
conscious, or maybe it’s the way I’m hearing it. Some may feel Side One has
more of a novelty aspect.
David: This is probably because I
listen to both. That’s simply it. I can hear differences, of course. I tend to
think they’re all part of the same thing. If you’re not used to listening to
rock music at all, it sounds the same anyway. It’s all 4-4.
FFanzeen: Oh, is that a musical term?
David: Yeah, ha-ha. I just think it’s an extension of that way of thinking; that
to a Balinese person, all rock music must sound the same. I’m not worried if
people do think this is rubbishy music or this is horribly serious music,
because if they’re going to think that, there’s very little I can do.
FFanzeen: You put out a song like “TV” as the third single, which has the
sound which people associate with the Flying Lizards – her voice – when you
could have put out “Russia” as the single – and if that came on the radio, I
don’t think people would say, “That’s the Flying Lizards.” There definitely is
a breakdown in terms of what’s to be released next.
David: I simply put “TV” out as a
single. I didn’t even decide. I asked Virgin (Records) what they wanted and
they said “TV,” and the same goes for other things. I don’t want to give them
something they don’t want to sell. It did strike me as the commercial track on
the album and I wasn’t going to argue with it. The only other thing was “Mandelay
Song” [“De Song von Mandelay” – Daryl
Licht, 1980]. I would have liked to see that as a single, but probably not
in an English-speaking territory.
FFanzeen: “Mandelay” ties in with what I asked before about contempt. I
felt that it was in tradition, where you’re taking a song and you’re saying you
acknowledge it, but at the same time doing this treatment as if to say you’re
not taking it seriously.
David: How can you take a song like
that seriously? It’s about this brothel in Mandelay [sic] and sailors are lined up along this pier waiting to get in.
They’re all banging on the door and shouting, ‘cause someone’s taking a long
time in there and the song goes on to say that love isn’t made in hours and
minutes, love is where you find it. I chose it because it’s one of the fastest
songs (Bertolt) Brecht wrote, and the words struck me as sort of a little game
‘cause people have trouble with the BBC in Britain. The Gang of Four said
“Packets” on one of their albumsand
it got banned immediately. I think it was “packets,” or it could have been
“rubbers” [on the song “At Home He’s a
Tourist” – RBF, 2020].
FFanzeen: On “Her Song,” the lyrics say, “But you can still make money
singing sweet songs,” and it seems that‘s being said on the album when,
ironically, you’ve made money putting out anything but sweet songs. I mean,
“Money” is very abrasive.
David: “Sweet songs of love” is the
full quote.
FFanzeen: And they then start singing this love song and it seems that if
it really was a long song, it wouldn’t have to be stated like that. It’s kind
of an order.
David: Well, that song’s about the
concept of courtly love as devised in the 11th Century.
FFanzeen: “You Are My Territory”?
David: That’s it, yeah. In a way it’s
an anti-love song; it’s kind of a feminist statement. I don’t disagree with the
lyrics.
FFanzeen: In “Russia,” you said, “I must explain / I’m not complaining /
I’m just having fun.” It seemed to tie in the whole theory for me that while
you were setting up something that said, you were not taking everything too
seriously – but on the other hand, you didn’t want people to say that. You just
wanted to state that you were having a good time also, and not really worry
about what was going on.
David: I’m not having a good time
when I’m singing. I hate singing.
FFanzeen: But you’re sitting back and saying, “Well.” This is assuming
you’re using “TV” to poke fun at those conventions.
David: The song doesn’t refer outside
itself. I don’t think any of the songs I’ve dealt with do. I’m very bad with lyrics,
as you can tell with the lyrics to “Russia” – they’re mostly the kind of
treatment of some (John) Cage work and ended up with bits of lyrics to “Russia”;
the part from the phone line. Originally, “Russia” was a song with lots of
verses which I wrote years ago in a pub and find them so embarrassing to look
at now. I love the tune.
FFanzeen: “Russia” reminds me of “Burning Airlines” on Eno’s Taking Tiger Mountain. That guitar…
David: That’s strange, ha-ha. The way
I play it is more like Thin Lizzy.
FFanzeen: How much of a hand did you have in designing what appears on
the record covers; the art movements and the dates, that nap and the thing that
says, “There’s performing music and music you listen to.” Did you choose those
images?
David: I chose all the images. The
juxtapositions are a system. The Flying Lizard sleeves, the stripes, the stars,
struck me as visual symbols that one could use in that kind of shape.
FFanzeen: On the single sleeves, the images seem ambiguous, which seemed
to tie in with the music – like on the end of “TV,” where there’s a voice that
goes “wah-wah-wah” and sounds like a trombone. It seems that even though it’s a
human voice, as to what it really is can be kind of ambiguous, if you listen to
it in a certain light.
David: Yeah, its porpoises… in a way
it could be porpoises mating or something like that. Well, if ambiguity is
there, I won’t attempt to make it literate, to make it plain. I can do that on
the other music that I do. As far as I’m concerned, the Flying Lizards present
the ambiguity – but explains it later. And then you find out talking to people
that it was something else. Like the sleeve of “Money”: Deborah is lying on
this dark lawn at night – it looks like a dead body in a canal or something.
FFanzeen: It has that wet feeling.
David: She was soaking wet. We had a
hose pipe on her. That was a similar one to the first sleeve where there’s a
glass of milk flying up into someone’s face. I had the system with lots and
lots of flashes around her; we go up in the balcony and we had a sprinkler. So
we were going to get the sprinkler going and freeze the sprinkle with all the
flashes so it would look like streamers from rockets, and we had no idea what
would happen with it about color or image. The flash blew up. Rich, the
photographer, was so drunk that he just messed it all up. So that was that.
FFanzeen: You were talking about systems before and I mentioned Eno. I’d
like to know if you can draw up any parallels between you and him, since he’s
so interested in systems as well.
David: Same sources: English art
college. I think we like the same artist’s work. I don’t know about Eno, but I
like Kenneth Tom Phillips, Sol Lewitt, Philip Glass; the systems people
generally – Steve Reich. There’s a lot of writing on the theory of that work,
and the theory of cybernetics and visual art.
FFanzeen: Before, you were talking about taping a sound and a month later
listening to it and it would sound very different. It seems that’s the approach
This Heat took to their album [that Cunningham produced – RBF, 2020].
David: Yeah, they did that a long
time before they made the album. Most of that stuff was released in 1977. It’s
a great pity they were delayed.
FFanzeen: Are you going to work with them in the future?
David: I’m setting them up in such a
way that they will be able to make records at their own discretion on a self-generating
mechanism.
FFanzeen: Is your power to do that a direct result of your success with
your own records?
David: It’s a result of that, and I
put their record on my label [Piano
Records – Daryl Licht, 1980]. It was a last-gasp desperate bid to recoup
some money off the incredibly high studio bill they ran up. The fact that the
record sold out in Britain has, to some extent, vindicated me as a person who
can float records. And it was that, combined with the Lizards’ “Money” that can
put This Heat in a slightly stronger position this time around. I tend to think
that each project I’m involved in should be self-subsidising; that I’m not
going to make an expensive, silly, avant-garde album simply because I have lots
of money. I think if I make one, it will be done under the economic conditions
which pertain to that music. A reflection of what it is, it shouldn’t be a
self-indulgent exercise, but something quite solid and serious.
FFanzeen: Do you have any other recorded work besides the Flying Lizard’s
things?
David: There’s the album Grey Scale, which is an album of system
pieces. I put it out on my label in 1977. It was meant to be an album of
sketchbook pieces. I’ve done one piece five times on the first side with
different groupings and different arrangements – different inputs to the
system. The reason behind that was to show a work in progress. I was very
interested in having that on record. In fact, that’s what a lot of dub reggae
suggests: a work in progress – people actually finding things in the studio and
playing with them on the mixing deck. If you’re in the studio with a group and
you hear them doing that, it’s quite an interesting process. Dub reggae, to
some extent, found that.
FFanzeen: Reggae pops up in “Money B” where the vocals end and this fat
bass comes in.
David: Yeah, that’s the result of working
on the 4-track. When we ran out of words, there was a track free and I put a
bass track on it. I took great enjoyment in doing that really, even though it’s
a pretty gross aberration of dub music.
FFanzeen: Where does the name Flying Lizards come from? Is there anything
in particular, or was that kind of a name people would remember? It’s a bit
absurd.
David: It was absurd in the ‘70s. I think
it’s cute in the ‘80s. If you want to be silly about things, if anyone thinks
the ‘80s should be any different from the ‘70s, I think cute is the word, and I
think things will get pretty or cute for a little while. Pop music will become
increasingly trivial.
FFanzeen: Some would say it’s always been trivial.
David: Oh, it really has, yes, but it
won’t be as pretentious anymore. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
You know, because the people… like, for instance, the Sex Pistols and the
Clash, to some extent, took themselves too seriously. That whole movement was a
very profound influence on me and a lot of other people. Here were people
coming along and subverting the technology to their own uses. Maybe not in the
most distinct and lucid way possible, but it was a very exciting time, and you
know that was fashion – and yet again, it wasn’t fashion, it was a real human
feeling… and a business.
When the trailer for
this film dropped earlier this year, many Johnny Thunders/The New York Dolls/The
Heartbreakers (etc.) fans lost their minds in the loosey-goosey way Thunders
was portrayed. Yes, from the trailer. I’m also a fan of Thunders (d. 1991), and
saw him play dozens of times.
But here’s the thing
about biographic films: they’re nearly all filled with bullshit and
inaccuracies. People and events are either omitted or combined, stuff is made
up and changed for “dramatic purposes” and so there are going to be those who
will see a biopic and cry foul, and others will just enjoy wherever the story
leads as long as the soundtrack blasts it just right. Just look at the
reactions to these three films released recently: The Dirt (2019; about
Motley Crüe), Bohemian Rhapsody (2018; Queen/Freddie Mercury) and Rocketman
(2019; Elton John). Love it or hate it, the accuracy level is pretty low or,
more precisely, over the top.
Leo Ramsey at the beginning of the film
But there is another
level of biopic which is for all practical purposes a separate category, and
that’s the flight of fancy. This is easily seen in films like Sid and Nancy
(1986; Vicious and Spungen) and especially Velvet Goldmine (1998; David
Bowie and Iggy Pop). Here, we take a real person or situation and then take it
to the metaphysical fiction. This is where I would place Room 37. It’s
not really a biopic about Johnny Thunders (JT), it’s what they call in comic
book land, a “what if” story. This is also the way it should have been
promoted, in my opinion.
Another issue
is the overlapping of the real. What I mean by that is while this is a largely
fictionalized version of JT, when he gets a phone call from his ex-New York
Dolls co-guitarist, Sylvain Sylvain, the voice – easily recognizable – is
definitely Sylvain’s. And the music video that accompanies the film, “Crazy
Kids,” is by Walter Lure, JT’s co-guitarist in the Heartbreakers, indicating
there is some lukewarm credibility.
So, with that in mind,
note that I will be reviewing this as a fantasy, not as a biopic (though with
some overlap, of course, as Thunders was a real person, and so was some of his
situations presented here). If you want the real deal about the man,
check out Danny Garcia’s excellent documentary, Looking for Johnny: The
Legend of Johnny Thunders.
In real life, when JT went to New
Orleans to stay at St. Peter’s Guest House, he’d been reportedly clean for a
while except for methadone, but was also in the later stages of Leukemia. Here,
he is fighting to “get clean.” When he was in The Heartbreakers, they sang “Too
Much Junkie Business” (which is also named dropped in the story, along with
other Heartbreakers’ tunes) in the place of Chuck Berry’s “Too Much Monkey Business,”
as drugs are like having a monkey on your back, as the saying goes. Another
metaphor for getting clean, of course, is going through hell, so this is where
the film is leading us. Right from the start, the hints begin with the hotel proprietor (Jimbo
Barnett, whose NoLeans accent comes and goes), in his red vest, saying “I’ll be
damned if one of our maids haven’t already cleaned it for ya.” The opening hand
has been dealt. And room 37 looks about as peaceful as room 237 at the Overlook
Hotel; both also deal with the tub being central, but for this film, it is a symbol
for death as the original drummer of the New York Dolls, Billy Murcia, died in one.
Here’s some
notes about the film’s version of JT as opposed to seeing him in reality; I
never did hang out with him (honestly, I was a chickenshit who was intimidated
by him and the drug culture around him in general, so I’d go see the bands,
have my one drink and nurse it through the night, and then go home to shower
before heading off to Queens College without sleep). On stage, you never knew
what you were going to get, the on-fire JT who would tear it up, running one
song into the next, or the stoned JT who’s tongue would whip around his lips,
or be so out of it that he had trouble fingering his chords (I remember one
really bad night at Irving Plaza), but the latter was more rare. One of JT’s
traits was to whip around the stage especially during the instrumental parts.
Near the
beginning of the film, fictional JT performs while the album version of “Born
to Lose” from the Heartbreakers’ L.A.M.F. plays on the soundtrack (why didn’t
they use one from Live at Max’s instead, like “Let Go”?). Interestingly,
the Dolls are often name-dropped, but not the Heartbreakers. When Leo Ramsey impersonates
JT onstage, he kinda stays in one spot; JT was a whirler who would own
the stage by covering as much of it as possible, sometimes jerking around it (and
the chords on the guitar) like a ball in a pinball game. After a swan dive off
stage in the film, JT states, “Happens all the time…” Oh, no it didn’t as far
as I remember.
Ramsey plays JT
as very low key for a big personality; from what I understand, JT could be a
sweetheart with a sharp sense of humor or a conniving trickster, depending on
mood or need of drugs. Here, he’s fidgety, more like late 1970s-early ‘80s days
than near the end, but he’s actually okay as JT… at least a fictionalized
version of him.
Devin McGregor Ketko
The cast does
well in general, and the camera seems to love to focus on what seems to be the
only maid in the entire hotel, Iris (Devin McGregor Ketko, who reminds me of a
young Mary Woronov). She also seems to be there more for JT to talk to, as a
device for the audience to gain some exposition. On a side note, it’s nice to
see Kelly Erin Decker in a cameo as a hospital receptionist.
Lots of names
are thrown around here (David, Sylvain, Jerry, Arthur; “The Kids are Back,” “Chinese
Rocks,” etc.) that fans would recognize but the average viewer would be perplexed.
As someone who knows the backstory, I could smile, especially when I recognized
Sylvain’s real and easily-identifiable voice on the phone (though I wonder if
he regrets lending it now; and get well, Sylvain!).
As the film
progresses and JT spirals down after his money and methadone are stolen. JT’s
hair seems perpetually greasy for some reason; as the story progresses JT gets
more and more desperate and ragged looking. This may be the filmmaker’s way of
indicating the leukemia, which causes sweating, a wan pallor and easy bruising
(among other symptoms). JT continues to look more and more like a zombie/living
dead creature, with racoon eyes and onion paper skin, stumbling around as he involuntarily
detoxes. By the end, he’s looking more like MJ (Michael Jackson) than JT.
The big
extras, of course, are the three discs, with the film available in High
Definition Blu-ray, DVD, and the soundtrack CD. Other than that, what is offered
is the trailer, a slideshow that is based on screen shots alone (while the
acoustic version of “You Can’t Put Your Arms Around a Memory” plays), and a
bunch of other cool Cleopatra trailers. As for the soundtrack CD, well, the
first six songs are great, but the rest is pretty much filler. Better to pick
up the Dolls’ and Heartbreakers’ collections, and JT’s classic So Alone
LP.
Leo Ramsey towards the end of the film.
The film tries
hard for symbol-ism, and it’s very stylized with a dingy tone thanks to some
lens filters. Some have said this is more “horror,” but more likely possibly
supposed to be “drug influence” as LSD was found in JT’s system at time of
death (no other lethal level of drugs), thanks to a large dosing by someone.
And yes, his money was missing when they found him, though the story adds more mystery
to it. The filmmakers imply that much of what is happening in the film is part
of his hallucinations from the LSD, but does not indicate (wisely) what is due
to cinematic reality or within the character’s (JT’s) head. This works pretty
well most of the time, though there is a whole hospital sequence that begins
the final act that is a bit ridiculous; that being said, a couple of good jump
scares are included.
Overall, it’s
not a bad film, but not a great one either. I realize a contingent of JT’s fans
are boycotting the film, but while I understand that sentiment, I think it’s
better to approach this as fiction rather than biographical in any way, as I
stated earlier. That being said, the end of the film gives us some title cards
about Johnny’s Leukemia and lack of high drug levels during his autopsy as if
to atone for the fiction part of the story.
CD Soundtrack Listing: 1. Born to Lose – Johnny Thunders
& The Heartbreakers 2. Stranded in the Jungle (Live Paris 1974) – New York Dolls 3. Alone in a Crowd – Johnny Thunders 4. Crazy Kids – Walter Lure and The Waldos 5. There’s Something Wrong – Sylvain Sylvain 6. You Can’t Put Your Arms Around a Memory (Rare Version) – Johnny Thunders 7. Ms. Alexander – Jürgen Engler 8. Ghost in the Hall – Jürgen Engler 9. Dreaming Within – Jürgen Engler 10. Crow in the Tub – Jürgen Engler 11. The Wheels Under the Door – Jürgen Engler 12. Jimmy’s Blood – Jürgen Engler 13. Eagle’s Lair – Jürgen Engler 14. Bourbon Street – Jürgen Engler 15. Head Phones – Rusted Robot 16. The Guitar – Rusted Robot 17. The Morgue – Rusted Robot 18. Hospital Chase – Rusted Robot 19. Pillow Talk – Rusted Robot 20. Namira – Rusted Robot 21. Give a Man a Mask – Rusted Robot 22. Not Afraid Anymore – Rusted Robot 23. Room 37 – Rusted Robot
When creating a document, everyone
has their own way to doing things. Having worked in an office nearly all my life,
I am conscious of getting as much done as efficiently as possible. That is why
approaching some common tools in a new perspective are important.
The Undo Button
Undo is arguably the most important
button in the Microsoft universe, no matter what the software (such as Word,
Excel, PowerPoint, and Publisher). Most people are familiar with its backward
pointing arrow in the upper left corner of the screen, on the Quick Access
Toolbar. Obviously, it gets used when a mistake is made – and rightfully so –
to bring it back to where you were before the error. Unlike the delete button,
which is considered a forward action, this is taking a step back.
The other way to approach this button
is to know that you can use it to increase your knowledge of the software, as
it gives you the chance to experiment and try new things. Because of the Undo button,
you will not harm anything. Try something: if it works, great; if it does not,
then just undo it. I have found many shortcuts and increased my efficiency by
losing the fear of the unknown, since I am aware I can undo it when necessary.
The short cut for Undo is to hold
down the CTR key and then hit the letter Z. You can usually use it numerous
times in a row, depending on your particular computer’s settings.
Saving
One of the biggest mistakes most people
make is that they will open a new document and do the work necessary on it.
Then, at the end, they will Save As. This is not only a bad idea, this can be a
dangerous and potentially time-costing one. Here is the better way. As soon as
you open up a new document, while it is still blank, use the Save As. Then, as
you create the document, get into the habit of regularly saving, rather than
just doing it at the end.
If you forget to save when you try to
close a document, a window will pop up and ask you whether or not you want to
save it. However, if there is an electrical problem such as a brown- or
blackout, or computers being computers, if it locks up and freezes, you will
lose everything since the last time you saved. There is no reason to lose
anything more than a paragraph if you get into the habit of saving often. You
can Save numerous times in a row; it will not harm the document.
There are three ways to save: one is
to go to the FILE tab on the Ribbon and click on either Save As or Save, or click
on the floppy disc icon on the Quick Access Toolbar on the upper left corner of
the screen; the third way is to use the keyboard shortcuts, which is F12 for
Save As, or hold down the CTR key and then hit the letter S for Save.
Photo by Lyndall Mack
Make it Fun Learning any new software can be
tedious and frustrating. Plus, if it is not used often, it is easy to forget
what you have already reviewed. The best way to get past that is to make it
personal, and thereby make it more fun.
Unlike proprietary software that is
designed explicitly for a company or is job-specific, the Microsoft Office is malleable
to working on projects that are more personal. For example, if you are learning
Word, work on your resume and cover letter, or create a year-end letter to
share with friends and family. For PowerPoint, create a slideshow of your
travels, or a topic close to your heart. For Excel, a household budget will
improve your skills enormously. Then, when it comes time to get to work on an
employment-related project, you will already have the knowledge on how to
proceed.
This article was published in FFanzeen, issue #9,
dated 1982, by ex-O. Rex, ex-Gizmos, ex-Afrika Korps, ex-the Korps, ex-Hopelessly
Obscure, ex-Johnny and the Jumper Cables, ex-Kenne Highland Puppets, ex-the
Cryptic Edge, ex-the Grovellers, ex-the Psycho Daisies, ex-Kenne Highland and
His Vatican Sex Kittens, Kenne Highland (now known as Kenneth Highland).
The Slickee Boys were definitely a great band, no question. I saw them
play (MAG III, in Highland terms) a couple of times at CBGBs, and they were
always fun to watch. Honestly, I was a bit jealous of Kim Kane, because he was about
the same weight as me, thin as I was, but he was much, much taller, so was even
more gaunt.
As for Kenne, I hung out with him quite a few times in the first half of
the 1980s, when I would go visit Boston twice a year for long weekends
(Memorial Day and Labor Day). It was there that I mentioned about something
being “hopelessly obscure,” an expression he loved enough to name his band
after it (hence the multiple use of the term in the article). The whole Romeo and Juliet thing he mentions is based on a tale I told him about my high school
(find it in HERE).
Kenne is not what one might call PC. His copious use of words that many will
find offensive come off from him as just that, descriptive words used to incite;
besides, this is 1981, before the word “Oriental” was deemed offensive (one of
my local movie theaters in Brooklyn was named the Loew’s Oriental). As for the
Italian descriptor, I never use it, as I grew up in Bensonhurst.
I have a large bunch of postcards from Kenne while he was in the Marines in the
late ‘70s, and all of them are dated 1966 or ’67, so I’m never
really sure when they are from; but it does explain some of the comments made
here.
The last time I saw Kenne was about a decade ago, while his Vatican Sex
Kittens band was playing in Brooklyn at Hank’s Saloon, sharing a bill with the wonderful
Canadian band, the Poisoned Aeros. – Robert Barry Francos, 2019
* * *
Editor’s note (i.e., me) from 1982:
Having known Kenne a while now, I can honestly say that this article is
identical to the way he speaks – I’ll go as far as to say the way he thinks!
There are places where a [sic] would have been appropriate, but if I added them
in every place they belong, I think this article would be twice as long! If you
wish to further info on anything here, write to Kenne care of Boston Groupie News [they are on Facebook now, HERE – RBF, 2019], where he writes a semi-regular column. Kenne is a great guy in my
book, and it’s not for no reason he’s known in Boston and around everywhere
else simply as Krazee Kenne.
I. Hot! And Cool! (1976-1977)
It was Elizabeth’s fault – she
introduced Kim Kane to Marshall Keith. The two giz-tarits met Xmas of ’75 and
noodled and doodled, begetting the band Turquoise I-Flats (with an acetate that
rivaled Virgin releases). A long-running joke on Steve Lorber’s WGTB radio show
in Georgetown (D.C.) was of a ‘60s obscure band called the Slickee Boys, only
requests became so intense that Kim and Marshall recruited Martha Hull
(vocals), Andy Von Brand (bass) and Chris Rounds (drums) from the band Loneoak,
to form a one-shot band by that name.
The Slickee Boys practiced six times
and on 6/76, went into the studio and recorded their Hot! And Cool! EP, on Dagoit Records. Kim grew up in Asia nurturing
an Oriental fetish; “slickee boy” is Korean for punk and “dagoit” is Burmese
for bandit. The EP had four great ‘60s covers, ranging from British R&B
(Downliner Sect’s “Brand New Cadillac” and Yardbird’s “Psycho Daisies”) to
local ‘60s punk (Hangmen’s “What a Boy Can’t Do”) to an instrumental (Marshall’s
guitar sounds like Jeff Beck-meets-Steve Howe on “Exodus”), to Kim’s lone
original (“Manganese Android Puppies”), which coined the phrase “Slickeedelic.”
Martha’s voice really sounds like
Grace Slick in her prime, and Kim’s melody owes a lot to Quicksilver’s “Pride
of Man.”
I saw this version of the Slickee
Boys innumerable times the first half of 1977, but come June, the rhythm
section split: Chris over music direction and Andy to attend law school. Before
they went, they recorded the Separated
Vegetables LP. One side was Slickeedelic originals by Kim, Martha and
Marshall, while the other side was recorded live at the Keg (and not one of the
better performances I saw by Slickee Boys MAG I, but a documentary
nonetheless). At this time, Kim, Marshall and Martha were session guest stars
on the Afrika Korps’ debut LP, Music to
Kill By, with Kim writing two songs and Martha singing the best ones.
II. Mersey, Mersey Me! (1978)
Photo by RBF
The Afrika Korps gig at Ft. Meade,
Maryland, 9/77, also unleased a horrific debut by Slickee Boys MAG II w/ Howard
Wuelfing (from the Look) on bass and Dan Palenski (from the Derbies) on drums.
Subsequent practices and many opening gigs for the Razz at the Back Room in the
University of Maryland College Grill unloaded what, to me, was the most
eclectic – but again short-lived – version of the Slickee Boys. With the
addition of Howard’s unique talent of writing catchy pop melodies with Lour
Reed eclecticism, four out of five Slickees were now writing! Only one problem:
like the Beatles, everyone’s songs were definitely their particular songs; plus they were all pretty mellow,
experimental things.
The Mersey, Mersey Me EP, released Summer of 1978, is a clear example
of what I mean. It opens with another Kim Kane weirdo classic called “Put a
Bullet Through the Jukebox” (originally the flip of a hopelessly obscure tape –
i.e., two copies made – recorded especially for my wedding). “Bullet” is an
anti-disco number (hey, this was back in the days of punk 1977) and features innumerable references to myself, which I
dug greatly. Next up was a cover of the Grass Roots’ “Live For Today,” which
has the chorus sung in wop “Yo,
Juliet!” “Who cawls?” “Yuh Mutha!”) by engineer Don Zientara. Side two opens
with another hopelessly obscure Talking Heads tune, “The Girls Rather Be with
the Girls,” which Howeird culled from a Talking Heads practice and loads better
than the version the Jealous Heads released on (No) More Songs About Buildings and Food. (What Goes On.) The EP ends
with Howard’s masterwork, “Heart On” (which Tina Peel subsequently covered [Tina Peel would transform into the Fuzztones
shortly after this was published – RBF, 2019]). The reason the “Mersey”
melody works so fine is that it’s stolen from two Hermits songs!
III. Gotta Tell Me Why (1979)
Photo by RBF
Memorial Day ’78, Howard quit and
formed the Nurses, while Martha quit a couple of months later for the DCeats,
with her boyfriend/guitarist Keith Campbell (not before making their debut on
the second Korps LP, Hello World,
where Martha turned in a pisser performance on “(I Wanna) Burnout,” which she covered with both the DCeats and
her current band, the Steady Jobs). With another 40% Slickee Boy loss, Dan and
Marshall packed it in, leaving Kim Kane holding the bag that Fall, but true to
fanatical form, Kim soon recruited two more boys and Marshall, and Dan rejoined
(or something like that; the Marine Corps was hopping me between Maryland,
Massachusetts and Suck Carolina that Fall, so I may as well have been on Mars!).
I first saw the Slickee Boys MAG III
on the tenth anniversary of Woodstock at Ft. Reno Park 8/15/79, and though I
wondered how bassist Emory Olexa and signer Mark Noone would fit in three years
on, things are lots better going than previous Slickee incarnations. By now,
the Slickees were covering three of
my songs (see, my legacy was gone but not forgotten!): these tunes were “Jailbait
Janet” by the Afrika Korps (Tina Peel do it, too), “Mean Scream” by the Gizmos,
and “Dynamite,” which woulda been on the third Korps LP if the USMC hadn’t
switched me to SC where I (shudder) played bass in an all-Marine heavy metal
band.
Fall ’79 brought what to me was the
best Slickees LP since Hot! And Cool!,
mostly coz it had another groovy
Downliner Sect cover (“Glendora”). Also repeated was the Mark Noon-sung “Golden
Love,” which Martha sang on Separated
Vegetables, and a good performance, despite the competition. Side one
(geez, that was side two – ass backwards!) opens with Mark Noone’s “Gotta Tell
Me Why” – actually a Boston radio classic up here! Mark sings like Bryan Ferry
over a “Sonic Reducer” lick. “Forbidden Alliance” is also super-cool,
lyric-wise!
IV. The Brain That Refused to Die (1980)
Got to catch the Slickees live again
at Danceteria, opening for the Blasters 10/4/65 (I mean ’80!) and if you New
York punks reading this rag missed it, you deserve
Lydia (Lose Your) Lunch! Slickees only got one set, but they also had their new
45 which, unfortunately, didn’t come up to where they are live – I mean,
Slickee Boys MAG III is such a pisser
live act that you won’t think me insane when I call them my favorite band! (And
they’re up there with the Lyres / the soon-to-be defunct Taxi Boys / the now-defunct
Insect Surfers / the Chesterfield Kings / Tina Peel / the Runes / the Dawgs…)
But “The Brain That Refused to Die”
is still pretty neat. Kim Kane came up with this pseudo-Cramps riff one
practice and it eventually turned into a pseudo-Cramps type song (or everyone
in the Afrika Korps told me it would, though that was with Miriam [Linna, the original Cramps drummer – RBF 2019],
but the Slickees – and Kim especially – have turned out better songs. In fact,
true to form, I love the hopelessly obscure live cover (production by Chance
and we don’t mean James!) of the chocolate Watchband’s “Are You Gonna Be There
at the Love-In.” I remember it being better, tho, at the Psychedelly 8/17/69,
when me and famed Rock Institute Duce Joe Sasby pogoed and threw peace sings –
Joe actually was there at the Love-in (Woodstock, of course!), but doesn’t
remember it; musta been too much Rock Therapy). Still, all peeps should buy “The
Brain That Refused to Die” / “Are You Gonna Be there.” I found four in a Nuwave
bargain bin at a buck apiece, but two other geeks beat me to ‘em! (Musta been
Juliet!). And Kim Kane’s cover art is typically weird as he is; trashy pop
culture with Oriental overtones.
V. The Slickee Boys – Here to stay (1981… or is it ’66?)
Caught MAG III Slickees again on
Spring break ’81, when they played the University of Maryland. Kim Kane and I,
and his groovy girlfriend Carole Albert (whadda doll!) were driving thru the
campus and Kimbo mutters, “College kids, college kids – I want a little mustache
like the college kids.” I wrote the tune in ten minutes backstage, stole a
bunch of Pebbles licks and recorded
it Labor Day ’66, with this rag’s publisher on sheer ‘60s maracas! [That was the Hopelessly Obscure, recorded
just a few blocks from the Rat. It was me and Donna Lethal on maracas and
handclaps, if I remember correctly; I still have the demo cassette somewhere… –
RBF, 2019.]
Which brings me to “Here to Stay” / “Porcelain,”
the current Slickees ‘66; again, great Oriental
cover art with a samurai Slickee and the (a-sexual) side is a true pop classic
by Mark and Marshall, which gets airplay every
day in Boston (a former Beauracrats roadie bought it last week due to my
incessant ravings and wearing of a hopelessly
obscure Slickees t-shirt (100 made) – felt the 45 sounded like Pastiche (a fine
pop-art band) really letting loose for once, but just that Mark Noone and Ken Scales come from
the Bryan Ferry School of Warbling. But my heart belongs to “Porcelain” coz Kim
wrote this fuzzy four-note lick and you know
he was listening so hard to his Pebbles
LPs.
In fact, “Porcelain China Kittens”
(or whatever it’s called; ask Joe Bagdady of the Runes what Costume Jewelry
means!) is s’posed to be the follow-up to “Manganese Android Puppies,” and it
is truly Kim’s greatest classic since then. I was there for the mixing by
ex-Razz bassist Ted Nicely, even!
But hey, folks! Hold the presses! On
the 13 of August 1966, the Voxx
Battle of the Bands played New York (lack of advance ticket sales in Little New
York – a/k/a Boston – cancelled the 15th gig). Slickee Boys played with
Chesterfield Kings and ‘Kings do “Are You Gonna Be There,” which leads into
Slickees doing “Glendora” /“Going All the Way” (the Squires!) on Bomp’s Battle of the Bands LP.
Currently living in Saskatoon (email at RBF55@msn.com for address). From 1977-88, I used to publish a print version of a music magazine in New York called FFanzeen, which dealt with the wide-ranging independent music scene. I also photographed many bands from the period (and since). Now I write this blog. And the beat goes on.
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